Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, Langkawi...Malaysia. Exciting! I don't really have the words to describe how interesting these places have been. Mom and I have had some definite adventures to talk about when we return, but overall, it has been the trip of a lifetime.
Today we were in Langkawi, which is a small island in Malaysia. We went on a tour from the ship to a place called "Underwater World" (no Kevin Costner, thank goodness), as well as a museum dedicated to the life of a woman named Mashuri. She was killed because of a vicious rumour spread about her infidelity to her husband. Strange how the past few days I have been sleepless yet again over the whole Wakefield thing. It reverberates through time, I guess.
Shows are going well. Though we have only done three of the five so far. Only two more to go.
Highlights of the trip so far have been visiting "KL" aka Kuala Lumpur. I got lost, took tons of photos, got mixed up in the local transportation, and loved every minute of it. I would definitely go back. Not too keen on Singapore, but from what i understand, my experience there was not typical, and I missed out on a lot of the more interesting things to see and do. Shoulda stuck to my guns and gone out without a tour.
So now we are en route to India. Mumbai, to be exact. I am kind of excited to be going, though I don't think Mom is too thrilled about it. This time around, I get to go ashore, and she has to stay on board, though. When we were in China, she and Dad got to go while I stayed aboard. Fair exchange, I think.
I do miss Dad, though. And the kitties.
I have posted photos on my facebook page, and I hope to get some of Spinky's stuff up there as well.
Running out of time on this internet card, so more later!
JMB
Sunday, June 2, 2013
Friday, May 24, 2013
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid...
So the World Cruise has started, and let me tell you, what an adventure it is! The crowd is...well... interesting. To be honest, I have yet to meet a more rude and offensive bunch of people. Nothing against the Aussies, as I do have several of them whom I adore completely, but this group is most annoying. They think they are so entitled, and are so stuffy, it makes my blood boil.
In other news, Mom and I have not killed each other yet. She has moved cabins three times already, and has now settled into my cabin as well. Settled=taken over. It is cramped, but we are getting along. Together we almost caused an international incident, when she forgot to go through immigration in Sydney, although she did and they forgot to take one of her forms... ah, life is so exciting.
Shows are going well. I'll be honest, it is nice having Mom out there to perform for. She is always smiling, and the other kids in the cast enjoy her company as well.
Attached I hope are some pics for your enjoyment... they may be repeats from my Facebook page, but enjoy anyway. These are from the first leg of our journey, from Hawaii to Brisbane.
Okay, it's not working... I'll try again later.
JMB
So the World Cruise has started, and let me tell you, what an adventure it is! The crowd is...well... interesting. To be honest, I have yet to meet a more rude and offensive bunch of people. Nothing against the Aussies, as I do have several of them whom I adore completely, but this group is most annoying. They think they are so entitled, and are so stuffy, it makes my blood boil.
In other news, Mom and I have not killed each other yet. She has moved cabins three times already, and has now settled into my cabin as well. Settled=taken over. It is cramped, but we are getting along. Together we almost caused an international incident, when she forgot to go through immigration in Sydney, although she did and they forgot to take one of her forms... ah, life is so exciting.
Shows are going well. I'll be honest, it is nice having Mom out there to perform for. She is always smiling, and the other kids in the cast enjoy her company as well.
Attached I hope are some pics for your enjoyment... they may be repeats from my Facebook page, but enjoy anyway. These are from the first leg of our journey, from Hawaii to Brisbane.
Okay, it's not working... I'll try again later.
JMB
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
New ship, old friends
Hello, all! I am on board the Sea Princess, en route to Hawaii and the South Pacific! My trip to Australia was full of drama, starting with a 13 hour delay. Have no fear, the airline put us up in a hotel for the night, so I slept well. The following day, the flight was nice. It went quickly, and I was able to catch up on some movie time. Watched Silver Lining Playbook, or something like that, to see what all the hype was about with the Hunger Games chick winning the Academy Award. Still trying to figure that one out. I guess if you put the two roles side by side, there is some acting happening there. But still... huh?
So here I am on board. It seems like I never left. The ship is actually quite beautiful compared to the other two I was on, which is a nice change. Of course, there is no consistency with the Princess rules and regulations, so it will be frustrating again to see what i can and cannot do. Already, I have been excluded from the regular freebies like a bottle of water... no big deal, just frustrating. I also don't have a bar account, again no big deal, just frustrating.
And then the big news... Mom and I have been planning on her coming to Hawaii to join the ship since February, and I went through major drama trying to get the paperwork in to get her on board. I heard from someone in the main office that the paperwork was "pending" which means the paperwork was there, it just had to be approved. Of course, now that I am on board, I asked yet again to find out the status, as Mom comes on in 11 days... and they play dumb. They are saying they never got the paperwork. Geez. I have emails saying otherwise, folks. The ol' "We are accountable." rule for Princess seems to count for everyone ELSE but the people who are actually accountable, right?
Frustrating. So I have no idea what to tell the folks. As far as I am concerned, Mom should still come. They have the paperwork, and though it has not been approved yet, there is no reason why it wouldn't be. It makes me mad. Thanks, Ophelia. This is your fault for not returning my calls way back in March when I still had time to do this crap.
I have words to learn. Lots.
Costume fittings went well today. Everything fits, more or less. No having to let things out, thankfully. I lost enough weight that I fit into all the costumes! Whoo hoo! Now to keep it off. Should not be a problem, as the food here is way below what I expected. Anyhow. More later. I have to get some sleep. Second day of four that clocks go forward. Yuck.
Oh, I forgot to tell you all... my grannie groupies are on board, too... Jeanne and Belinda. They found me wandering the Horizon Court trying to find a place to sit and eat this afternoon...
So here I am on board. It seems like I never left. The ship is actually quite beautiful compared to the other two I was on, which is a nice change. Of course, there is no consistency with the Princess rules and regulations, so it will be frustrating again to see what i can and cannot do. Already, I have been excluded from the regular freebies like a bottle of water... no big deal, just frustrating. I also don't have a bar account, again no big deal, just frustrating.
And then the big news... Mom and I have been planning on her coming to Hawaii to join the ship since February, and I went through major drama trying to get the paperwork in to get her on board. I heard from someone in the main office that the paperwork was "pending" which means the paperwork was there, it just had to be approved. Of course, now that I am on board, I asked yet again to find out the status, as Mom comes on in 11 days... and they play dumb. They are saying they never got the paperwork. Geez. I have emails saying otherwise, folks. The ol' "We are accountable." rule for Princess seems to count for everyone ELSE but the people who are actually accountable, right?
Frustrating. So I have no idea what to tell the folks. As far as I am concerned, Mom should still come. They have the paperwork, and though it has not been approved yet, there is no reason why it wouldn't be. It makes me mad. Thanks, Ophelia. This is your fault for not returning my calls way back in March when I still had time to do this crap.
I have words to learn. Lots.
Costume fittings went well today. Everything fits, more or less. No having to let things out, thankfully. I lost enough weight that I fit into all the costumes! Whoo hoo! Now to keep it off. Should not be a problem, as the food here is way below what I expected. Anyhow. More later. I have to get some sleep. Second day of four that clocks go forward. Yuck.
Oh, I forgot to tell you all... my grannie groupies are on board, too... Jeanne and Belinda. They found me wandering the Horizon Court trying to find a place to sit and eat this afternoon...
Friday, April 12, 2013
Post-Mouse debrief
So, Disney was a huge success. Had a blast. Saw a couple of shows, and amazing fireworks display, some pretty cool butterflies, Mickey, Minnie, and Pluto... plus some pretty okay food, and spent about a hundred dollars, too.
I am going to post more about Spinky's adventures on Space Mountain, and a couple of the other roller coasters, and the disappointment he had with the new Little Mermaid ride (He thought that Prince Eric was ugly). More on that later. Gotta run to the post office and get some stuff in the mail before boarding the truck and heading to the airport...
I am going to post more about Spinky's adventures on Space Mountain, and a couple of the other roller coasters, and the disappointment he had with the new Little Mermaid ride (He thought that Prince Eric was ugly). More on that later. Gotta run to the post office and get some stuff in the mail before boarding the truck and heading to the airport...
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Epcot here we come!!
Presentation is over. The shows are learned. Well, they have been TAUGHT. I can't honestly say that I have learned them all yet. I still have tons of words to memorize.
More on that later. So my latest quandary was to decide whether or not to attend the Disney Parks today. I have a lot of laundry to do, had food to get rid of, i.e. eat, and packing yet to do. Taking an entire day at Disney seemed like a crazy idea. I also have yet to finish a project that I started for a friend several months ago. She is in Tampa, so it was supposed to be done while I was here, just across the state.
Anyhow, I finally put everything in perspective, and decided to go. It is the International Flower and Garden Festival at Epcot, and the last time I was in Epcot was when they first opened, I think in 1982 or something like that. Who knows when I will be back, so Spinky and I are gonna go meet the mouse.
I took care of the Tampa project online and had it shipped to Lauren, I gave my extra food away to a family in the motel, and I got the letters written and envelopes addressed to the folks that needed them. I don't fly until later in the afternoon on Friday, so I can get my check cashed before I leave, and if I get up at the butt-crack of dawn, I may even get the laundry done!
I am hoping that I can get some awesome photos taken to see if my creative eye is still attached. I feel like since being home, I have not taken any good photos, nor have had the inspiration to do so. Besides, Spinky deserves to see the world according to the world of cartoon characters.
Ah well. I gotta be up early tomorrow, so I will keep this one short.
The presentation was awesome. Not much more really to say. I remembered the words to almost everything! Hey Mambo is giving me issues.
Later!
More on that later. So my latest quandary was to decide whether or not to attend the Disney Parks today. I have a lot of laundry to do, had food to get rid of, i.e. eat, and packing yet to do. Taking an entire day at Disney seemed like a crazy idea. I also have yet to finish a project that I started for a friend several months ago. She is in Tampa, so it was supposed to be done while I was here, just across the state.
Anyhow, I finally put everything in perspective, and decided to go. It is the International Flower and Garden Festival at Epcot, and the last time I was in Epcot was when they first opened, I think in 1982 or something like that. Who knows when I will be back, so Spinky and I are gonna go meet the mouse.
I took care of the Tampa project online and had it shipped to Lauren, I gave my extra food away to a family in the motel, and I got the letters written and envelopes addressed to the folks that needed them. I don't fly until later in the afternoon on Friday, so I can get my check cashed before I leave, and if I get up at the butt-crack of dawn, I may even get the laundry done!
I am hoping that I can get some awesome photos taken to see if my creative eye is still attached. I feel like since being home, I have not taken any good photos, nor have had the inspiration to do so. Besides, Spinky deserves to see the world according to the world of cartoon characters.
Ah well. I gotta be up early tomorrow, so I will keep this one short.
The presentation was awesome. Not much more really to say. I remembered the words to almost everything! Hey Mambo is giving me issues.
Later!
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Whatever happened to...?
Remember the days when going to a book sale was about the books and what they were about? Gone. All gone. Those days are HISTORY.
I am in Cocoa, Florida these days rehearsing for the World Cruise 2013 on the Sea Princess. There is a library across the street from the motel (yes, MO-tel) we are staying in. This is the big weekend of their book sale. Of course, being the book geek that I am (thank you, Grama Katona), I decided to become a friend of the library ($5.00) and go to the special members only preview sale the day before it opens to the general public.
What a new world I entered. I guess this being South Florida, there are many die-hard book fans. There was a line to get in. Go figure! Well, this was cool, as I waited for an hour. I got off rehearsal early, and went to the library to get some solitude from my stress.
Apparently, people don't give a damn about books any more. As I sat there chatting with some of the locals, they were talking about their scanners and stuff. I told them I felt like I was an alien because I had no idea what they were talking about. They told me that they go to book sales and garage sales and flea markets all around the southeast, and they have these scanners to see what value items have. I thought, oh cool, okay, and that would be it.
So then the doors open to the sale. Mass panic. These folks didn't even bother to look at the book titles. They were looking at the ISBN numbers to see what the book is worth for resale value. This sucks, I thought. I'd like to buy some books to READ, not to look at the ISBN number. This lady was checking out the CD's and DVD's where I was, and literally, all she was doing was scanning the number and then either putting the item in her bag or replacing it. I felt so cheated. I was looking to maybe pick up a cheap soundtrack or cast recording to actually LISTEN to, and here she is, scanning and placing, scanning and placing. Sheesh!! What is the world coming to.
And then I started to think... I wonder what my collection is worth at home. If only I had one of those scanner things. That's when I decided to take my minimal purchases and leave. I ended up with two DVD's and two CD's, all of which I plan to either watch or listen to at some point.
In other news... we are under tornado warnings until 8pm tonight. It is now 6:30-ish, so not too much longer. The weather has been funky the last couple of days. Chilly and humid, and then warm and rainy.
Rehearsals are stressing me out, so what else is new, right? We have been taught Stardust and Country Jam music, and the blocking for Stardust. I didn't say LEARNED... just been taught. I can't believe we only have five more days of rehearsal and then we are out on the ship. I have so much work to do! Tons of words to songs I still only know either the chorus of, or about 8 measures worth of the music.
I am cooking dinner tonight for Jenene and I... shrimp over rice, I think. Maybe a scampi. More later.
I am in Cocoa, Florida these days rehearsing for the World Cruise 2013 on the Sea Princess. There is a library across the street from the motel (yes, MO-tel) we are staying in. This is the big weekend of their book sale. Of course, being the book geek that I am (thank you, Grama Katona), I decided to become a friend of the library ($5.00) and go to the special members only preview sale the day before it opens to the general public.
What a new world I entered. I guess this being South Florida, there are many die-hard book fans. There was a line to get in. Go figure! Well, this was cool, as I waited for an hour. I got off rehearsal early, and went to the library to get some solitude from my stress.
Apparently, people don't give a damn about books any more. As I sat there chatting with some of the locals, they were talking about their scanners and stuff. I told them I felt like I was an alien because I had no idea what they were talking about. They told me that they go to book sales and garage sales and flea markets all around the southeast, and they have these scanners to see what value items have. I thought, oh cool, okay, and that would be it.
So then the doors open to the sale. Mass panic. These folks didn't even bother to look at the book titles. They were looking at the ISBN numbers to see what the book is worth for resale value. This sucks, I thought. I'd like to buy some books to READ, not to look at the ISBN number. This lady was checking out the CD's and DVD's where I was, and literally, all she was doing was scanning the number and then either putting the item in her bag or replacing it. I felt so cheated. I was looking to maybe pick up a cheap soundtrack or cast recording to actually LISTEN to, and here she is, scanning and placing, scanning and placing. Sheesh!! What is the world coming to.
And then I started to think... I wonder what my collection is worth at home. If only I had one of those scanner things. That's when I decided to take my minimal purchases and leave. I ended up with two DVD's and two CD's, all of which I plan to either watch or listen to at some point.
In other news... we are under tornado warnings until 8pm tonight. It is now 6:30-ish, so not too much longer. The weather has been funky the last couple of days. Chilly and humid, and then warm and rainy.
Rehearsals are stressing me out, so what else is new, right? We have been taught Stardust and Country Jam music, and the blocking for Stardust. I didn't say LEARNED... just been taught. I can't believe we only have five more days of rehearsal and then we are out on the ship. I have so much work to do! Tons of words to songs I still only know either the chorus of, or about 8 measures worth of the music.
I am cooking dinner tonight for Jenene and I... shrimp over rice, I think. Maybe a scampi. More later.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Am I doing something wrong?
It happened again. I did my show for a small crowd, and it was tough. My leading lady Darian told me that on those nights, it is best to do the show as best you can and take the time to refine acting moments, patter between songs, and other technical stuff instead of dwelling on whether or not the people in the audience are enjoying it. The ones that are there are there to enjoy themselves.
So yesterday I had a really good day with a couple of the dancers, Brandi and Lisa. They had asked me to take their new headshots, and so in Akaroa we spent the better part of the day doing just that. Akaroa is full of wonderful backdrops with which to stage photos, and hopefully (I haven't looked at them yet) we got some useable shots. In the meantime, I was getting a horrible sunburn, but more on that later...
I was in line to get back on the tenders, and a gentleman (I use the word loosely) tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around, and this was the conversation:
HIM: Are you the singer from last night?
ME: Yes.
HIM: I am sure you noticed all the people leaving your show?
ME: Uh...
HIM: You know why they left? You should have sung songs that cater to your audience.
ME: Uh...
HIM: You need to sing songs with more melody. You have a great voice for those big numbers, but you need to sing those pop songs that people like.
ME: I was hoping that with my show being called "Broadway Dreams" people would know that they were going to hear Broadway songs.
HIM: They didn't know the songs. Where were the pop songs?
ME: Can you give me an example of what you mean? I'm confused.
HIM: You know, songs with more melody.
ME: Can you give me an example?
HIM: Oh, you know... songs like... "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" like the ones you did from Shimmy. The good songs. Carousel! There are some good songs there.
ME: Uh...
HIM: Don't get me wrong, I liked your show, but there were a lot of people who didn't. You should be singing the songs that we want to hear.
ME: Uh... okay... I thought that with the songs from Gypsy, Brigadoon and My Fair Lady... Those are classics...
HIM: I'm just trying to explain why people got up and left.
ME: Uh... Thank you.
So that put me in a really foul mood. I had spent months putting together my show, trying to find songs that highlighted my own personal career, as well as some new ones that people may not know. I felt that I had a nice balance of the two. Out of the 13 songs I sing, only three are ones the audience may not know. And I thought I did a good job of introducing them, explaining where they came from, why they mean a lot to me, and they are some of the most melodic songs I have heard in a long time. The entire ride back, there I was second guessing my repertoire. Should I be singing more of the "same old" songs that every male singer sings and everyone is tired of hearing? I can't wait until I get the charts for "You'll Never Walk Alone" from Carousel so the guy can say "I told you so." Sheesh.
Basically, I think I need to take a vacation. I was hoping to go to New York City to see some shows during my time off, but I don't think that is going to happen. I have a lot of irons in the fire for the time I am off until I have to go back into rehearsals.
I've been rewriting some of the score to my musical, which is a good thing. I am going to be in talks with a theatre in Texas who wants to hire me for a teaching/directing/writing position. I am going to be meeting with some folks about a full time teaching position at a middle school in Raleigh starting in August. And then I start rehearsals for the Sea Princess on March 28th. Time is going to fly.
There has been a lot of other stuff happening on board as well. I don't really want to go into detail, but there is a reason why the saying "loose lips sink ships" is true. Folks just don't know how to mind their own business, do they? I guess when there is nothing else to talk about, the fact that you have to talk about others behind their back is the way to go. I admit, I have been guilty of this, but I always try to put a positive spin on it. I will try to do better.
Today we are in Wellington, and I stayed aboard all day. I had a little too much to drink last night, and decided to sleep it off today. Tonight is a big party the dancers and singers are throwing, where you have to show up in someone else's uniform. A uniform swap party! We have one show of Save the Last Dance tonight, and afterward it is on to the party. I will not be drinking tonight. Last night was a fluke, and I was feeling sorry for myself because of the conversation with the idiot. But there were a lot of positive things on my facebook page, so I am feeling better.
My Dad is calling me on e the phone, so I am going to go... more later.
So yesterday I had a really good day with a couple of the dancers, Brandi and Lisa. They had asked me to take their new headshots, and so in Akaroa we spent the better part of the day doing just that. Akaroa is full of wonderful backdrops with which to stage photos, and hopefully (I haven't looked at them yet) we got some useable shots. In the meantime, I was getting a horrible sunburn, but more on that later...
I was in line to get back on the tenders, and a gentleman (I use the word loosely) tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around, and this was the conversation:
HIM: Are you the singer from last night?
ME: Yes.
HIM: I am sure you noticed all the people leaving your show?
ME: Uh...
HIM: You know why they left? You should have sung songs that cater to your audience.
ME: Uh...
HIM: You need to sing songs with more melody. You have a great voice for those big numbers, but you need to sing those pop songs that people like.
ME: I was hoping that with my show being called "Broadway Dreams" people would know that they were going to hear Broadway songs.
HIM: They didn't know the songs. Where were the pop songs?
ME: Can you give me an example of what you mean? I'm confused.
HIM: You know, songs with more melody.
ME: Can you give me an example?
HIM: Oh, you know... songs like... "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" like the ones you did from Shimmy. The good songs. Carousel! There are some good songs there.
ME: Uh...
HIM: Don't get me wrong, I liked your show, but there were a lot of people who didn't. You should be singing the songs that we want to hear.
ME: Uh... okay... I thought that with the songs from Gypsy, Brigadoon and My Fair Lady... Those are classics...
HIM: I'm just trying to explain why people got up and left.
ME: Uh... Thank you.
So that put me in a really foul mood. I had spent months putting together my show, trying to find songs that highlighted my own personal career, as well as some new ones that people may not know. I felt that I had a nice balance of the two. Out of the 13 songs I sing, only three are ones the audience may not know. And I thought I did a good job of introducing them, explaining where they came from, why they mean a lot to me, and they are some of the most melodic songs I have heard in a long time. The entire ride back, there I was second guessing my repertoire. Should I be singing more of the "same old" songs that every male singer sings and everyone is tired of hearing? I can't wait until I get the charts for "You'll Never Walk Alone" from Carousel so the guy can say "I told you so." Sheesh.
Basically, I think I need to take a vacation. I was hoping to go to New York City to see some shows during my time off, but I don't think that is going to happen. I have a lot of irons in the fire for the time I am off until I have to go back into rehearsals.
I've been rewriting some of the score to my musical, which is a good thing. I am going to be in talks with a theatre in Texas who wants to hire me for a teaching/directing/writing position. I am going to be meeting with some folks about a full time teaching position at a middle school in Raleigh starting in August. And then I start rehearsals for the Sea Princess on March 28th. Time is going to fly.
There has been a lot of other stuff happening on board as well. I don't really want to go into detail, but there is a reason why the saying "loose lips sink ships" is true. Folks just don't know how to mind their own business, do they? I guess when there is nothing else to talk about, the fact that you have to talk about others behind their back is the way to go. I admit, I have been guilty of this, but I always try to put a positive spin on it. I will try to do better.
Today we are in Wellington, and I stayed aboard all day. I had a little too much to drink last night, and decided to sleep it off today. Tonight is a big party the dancers and singers are throwing, where you have to show up in someone else's uniform. A uniform swap party! We have one show of Save the Last Dance tonight, and afterward it is on to the party. I will not be drinking tonight. Last night was a fluke, and I was feeling sorry for myself because of the conversation with the idiot. But there were a lot of positive things on my facebook page, so I am feeling better.
My Dad is calling me on e the phone, so I am going to go... more later.
Friday, January 4, 2013
The New Year is upon us!
So, I guess I will continue writing on my blog. It is a way to vent out my frustrations when I have them, as well as a voice out there on the web. Ah well.
So last night I performed my one man show "Broadway Dreams" again. What a tough crowd. Small and quiet. From the opening number, I couldn't help feeling "what the heck am I doing this for?" I guess they liked it in the end, but again, they were very quiet. I got spoiled I think on the world cruise and on other cruises where I had time to get to know some of the passengers. This time around, we had only done one show, so they still haven't been able to grasp who I am yet. It happens.
After the show, I was de-greeting the guests, and a guy comes up to me and tells me in no certain terms that I didn't have enough Elvis in my show. I wanted to call him a freaking idiot, because it was a show about Broadway music, but I bit my tongue. I guess this show really would work better in the states. While I was performing, there were six people that got up and left during the show. Right in the middle of numbers. What the hell is that all about?
Aside form being rude, it made me feel like crap. Like the job I do was sucking so bad that people would get up and leave in the middle of it. Talk about a blow to the ego.
Live and learn, I guess.
I couldn't sleep last night. Again. I have tried soft music, warm milk, reading, watching tv, meditating (which to me is a joke), as well as a good old attempt to relieve tension. TMI, I know. But what's a guy to do when he can't sleep and it is becoming a habit that I cannot get out of. As a result, I have literally slept through two ports, and have now been on the ship for six days with no shore leave. Very frustrating.
I tried to make it into a positive thing, though. I dragged out a couple of other projects I am working on, including a play and a musical (Paul...) and tried reading the source material again for the musical (Paul...).
All to no avail. I think I wrote half a scene of the play, which I think is actually going to be a great vehicle for a young actor, but it just isn't going where I want it to.
Ugh. Even as I type this I am thinking to myself...who cares? The monsters are talking to me, I guess. I am supposed to be starting The Artists' Way again, but I have such a lack of motivation that I just can't get past the opening paragraph of the author's notes. Go figure.
Hopefully tonight will hold something different in store for me. I am going to try to get to bed at a reasonable hour, as well as get up at a normal time. We have two shows tomorrow night of Save The Last Dance, so at least tomorrow night I should be somewhat tired.
I have nothing more to say, really. So, until next time...
JMB
So last night I performed my one man show "Broadway Dreams" again. What a tough crowd. Small and quiet. From the opening number, I couldn't help feeling "what the heck am I doing this for?" I guess they liked it in the end, but again, they were very quiet. I got spoiled I think on the world cruise and on other cruises where I had time to get to know some of the passengers. This time around, we had only done one show, so they still haven't been able to grasp who I am yet. It happens.
After the show, I was de-greeting the guests, and a guy comes up to me and tells me in no certain terms that I didn't have enough Elvis in my show. I wanted to call him a freaking idiot, because it was a show about Broadway music, but I bit my tongue. I guess this show really would work better in the states. While I was performing, there were six people that got up and left during the show. Right in the middle of numbers. What the hell is that all about?
Aside form being rude, it made me feel like crap. Like the job I do was sucking so bad that people would get up and leave in the middle of it. Talk about a blow to the ego.
Live and learn, I guess.
I couldn't sleep last night. Again. I have tried soft music, warm milk, reading, watching tv, meditating (which to me is a joke), as well as a good old attempt to relieve tension. TMI, I know. But what's a guy to do when he can't sleep and it is becoming a habit that I cannot get out of. As a result, I have literally slept through two ports, and have now been on the ship for six days with no shore leave. Very frustrating.
I tried to make it into a positive thing, though. I dragged out a couple of other projects I am working on, including a play and a musical (Paul...) and tried reading the source material again for the musical (Paul...).
All to no avail. I think I wrote half a scene of the play, which I think is actually going to be a great vehicle for a young actor, but it just isn't going where I want it to.
Ugh. Even as I type this I am thinking to myself...who cares? The monsters are talking to me, I guess. I am supposed to be starting The Artists' Way again, but I have such a lack of motivation that I just can't get past the opening paragraph of the author's notes. Go figure.
Hopefully tonight will hold something different in store for me. I am going to try to get to bed at a reasonable hour, as well as get up at a normal time. We have two shows tomorrow night of Save The Last Dance, so at least tomorrow night I should be somewhat tired.
I have nothing more to say, really. So, until next time...
JMB
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Does anyone read this any more?
It's my own fault for not being very consistent with this, but one of my resolutions for the new year is to keep this up and be a little more interesting than in the past year. I don't know if I can do it, but putting it out there for all is one way to be held accountable for it, right?
So I ask this... if you have read this, please post something to let me know that this is not all in vain. Otherwise, I may just give up.
Talk soon! Happy New Year to all!
J. Michael
So I ask this... if you have read this, please post something to let me know that this is not all in vain. Otherwise, I may just give up.
Talk soon! Happy New Year to all!
J. Michael
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Ring out the old, ring in the new
So Christmas is over, thank goodness. I can't say it wasn't
stressful, but thankfully, it all came together in the end and nobody
threw anyone else overboard.
On to New Years. I suppose I should put my resolutions out there in public so that I can be held responsible, but to be honest, how many of us TRULY keep any of our resolutions past February anyway? I would LIKE to lose some more weight and hit the gym as often as possible, but motivation is such a big factor, all I can resolve to do it try.
Saving money. I need to. In watching Suzie Ormond on TV, I have learned that I am gonna be in pretty bad shape come time to retire. Living paycheck to paycheck with no pension and no savings is a burden. It's gonna be rough come next July when the ship contracts are over.
We are in Brisbane again in a couple days, and I am looking forward to having a day to myself. The last couple of times have been stressful mentally, going to see Merle. Don't get me wrong, I am so glad i got the chance to go, but it can be really depressing. Thankfully, she is moving out of the home she is in now and moving in with her son and his family, so hopefully things will look a little brighter for her. She wants me to come up and see her yet again, but I don't have transportation, and honestly, I need a break.
I am awaiting a new suit from the designer Robeaux, which will hopefully be waiting for me next Auckland. I am excited, because not only is it going to be an amazing look, it means my solo show and possible solo career may be off to a running start! I have hired Lisa Crouch to do my music charts, and I have sent her so much music to write. It will probably cost a fortune that I don't have, but in the long run, I feel that I will get my money back and then some. Maybe I will be able to retire after all... HA!
The Christmas show was interesting. It went well. It was short and sweet. Darian and I opened with a mash-up of Let it Snow and Winter Wonderland, after which, she sang an amazing version of Ave Maria. I then sang a new song I found called "Thank You" which got me choked up first time around. We then did Do You Hear What I Hear and closed with White Christmas and We Wish You A Merry Christmas. In between there were a couple of other numbers from the dancers and guest ents. I think it was fun and served it's purpose.
Speaking of winter wonderland... I was putting away all my Christmas decorations today, because I don't want to have any up by New Years... bad karma. But I was looking for places to store stuff, and lo and behold...under my bed, in the drawers there, was a plethora of Christmas decorations that I had no idea were there. Oh well... it would have made my cabin a winter wonderland.
More later, as I am about to run out of time on this card...
On to New Years. I suppose I should put my resolutions out there in public so that I can be held responsible, but to be honest, how many of us TRULY keep any of our resolutions past February anyway? I would LIKE to lose some more weight and hit the gym as often as possible, but motivation is such a big factor, all I can resolve to do it try.
Saving money. I need to. In watching Suzie Ormond on TV, I have learned that I am gonna be in pretty bad shape come time to retire. Living paycheck to paycheck with no pension and no savings is a burden. It's gonna be rough come next July when the ship contracts are over.
We are in Brisbane again in a couple days, and I am looking forward to having a day to myself. The last couple of times have been stressful mentally, going to see Merle. Don't get me wrong, I am so glad i got the chance to go, but it can be really depressing. Thankfully, she is moving out of the home she is in now and moving in with her son and his family, so hopefully things will look a little brighter for her. She wants me to come up and see her yet again, but I don't have transportation, and honestly, I need a break.
I am awaiting a new suit from the designer Robeaux, which will hopefully be waiting for me next Auckland. I am excited, because not only is it going to be an amazing look, it means my solo show and possible solo career may be off to a running start! I have hired Lisa Crouch to do my music charts, and I have sent her so much music to write. It will probably cost a fortune that I don't have, but in the long run, I feel that I will get my money back and then some. Maybe I will be able to retire after all... HA!
The Christmas show was interesting. It went well. It was short and sweet. Darian and I opened with a mash-up of Let it Snow and Winter Wonderland, after which, she sang an amazing version of Ave Maria. I then sang a new song I found called "Thank You" which got me choked up first time around. We then did Do You Hear What I Hear and closed with White Christmas and We Wish You A Merry Christmas. In between there were a couple of other numbers from the dancers and guest ents. I think it was fun and served it's purpose.
Speaking of winter wonderland... I was putting away all my Christmas decorations today, because I don't want to have any up by New Years... bad karma. But I was looking for places to store stuff, and lo and behold...under my bed, in the drawers there, was a plethora of Christmas decorations that I had no idea were there. Oh well... it would have made my cabin a winter wonderland.
More later, as I am about to run out of time on this card...
Saturday, December 22, 2012
So I tried to sleep on it...
This is one of those occasions where it didn't work. I mean, I feel better about the whole Christmas show situation, so yes, I guess it did work. (Thanks, Dad)
But for the second night in as many days, some idiots (crew members who shall remain nameless) decide at 2:30 in the morning to run up and down the halls shouting, drunkenly, of course. Last night (this morning) they literally POUNDED on the door across the hall trying to get whomever lives there to wake up and open the door. I wonder if it ever occured to them that maybe the person wasn't there...?
It went on for 45 minutes. I'm not exaggerating. It started at 2:30 and went until 3:20. Of course, it woke me up from a long awaited and much needed deep sleep, and of course, then I couldn't get back to sleep again.
Am I going to become one of those grumpy old men who sits on his front porch and is unhappy for the remainder of his days? I hope not. Maybe I should re-think doing another contract.
But here we are in Wellington. It is a gorgeous day. I went CD shopping at some secondhand stores, and found a few CDs that will make a nice addition to my collection. One of them I found makes me think of my sister, Amy. It is Andy Gibb's "Album". I remember she had such a big crush on him. I also remember going to Blossom Music Center to see Neil Sedaka in concert when I must have been 10? 8? And Andy Gibb was his opening act. No one knew who he was. Then he made his hit with Love Is Thicker Than Water and Shadow Dancing, as well as I Just Want To Be Your Everything... the rest is history.
So it made me laugh, and I can't wait to crank it up in my cabin and reminisce about my childhood.
Christmas is just days away. Hours, if you want to put it that way. I am so not ready. I have to get a secret Santa gift...the final "biggie" and I can't find a thing.
Summer in New Zealand makes me depressed. Not as depressed as a certain Band Master... but nonetheless. There are so many people walking around in perfect fitness, and here I am looking and feeling like Jabba the Hutt. Fat. It is a vicious circle. I get depressed, so i don't want to go to the gym, so i stay in my cabin and eat. Then I get more depressed... ugh. I need to totally get over myself. Just do it, dumbass!!
Hmm. I have another Christmas show rehearsal today. Piano Man tonight. Day off tomorrow. Christmas Eve I think I have off as well. Christmas Day we are in Napier, I think. I'd love to go see Les Miserables, but I don't even know if there is a movie theatre in Napier, not to mention we don't usually have a full day there. Maybe in Auckland.
Alrighty. I should go. Get out in the sun and enjoy the time I have in port, instead of sitting in McDonalds using very slow internet which is just frustrating me even more.
I'll get over this, I promise. It's just a phase and that time of the year.
JMB
But for the second night in as many days, some idiots (crew members who shall remain nameless) decide at 2:30 in the morning to run up and down the halls shouting, drunkenly, of course. Last night (this morning) they literally POUNDED on the door across the hall trying to get whomever lives there to wake up and open the door. I wonder if it ever occured to them that maybe the person wasn't there...?
It went on for 45 minutes. I'm not exaggerating. It started at 2:30 and went until 3:20. Of course, it woke me up from a long awaited and much needed deep sleep, and of course, then I couldn't get back to sleep again.
Am I going to become one of those grumpy old men who sits on his front porch and is unhappy for the remainder of his days? I hope not. Maybe I should re-think doing another contract.
But here we are in Wellington. It is a gorgeous day. I went CD shopping at some secondhand stores, and found a few CDs that will make a nice addition to my collection. One of them I found makes me think of my sister, Amy. It is Andy Gibb's "Album". I remember she had such a big crush on him. I also remember going to Blossom Music Center to see Neil Sedaka in concert when I must have been 10? 8? And Andy Gibb was his opening act. No one knew who he was. Then he made his hit with Love Is Thicker Than Water and Shadow Dancing, as well as I Just Want To Be Your Everything... the rest is history.
So it made me laugh, and I can't wait to crank it up in my cabin and reminisce about my childhood.
Christmas is just days away. Hours, if you want to put it that way. I am so not ready. I have to get a secret Santa gift...the final "biggie" and I can't find a thing.
Summer in New Zealand makes me depressed. Not as depressed as a certain Band Master... but nonetheless. There are so many people walking around in perfect fitness, and here I am looking and feeling like Jabba the Hutt. Fat. It is a vicious circle. I get depressed, so i don't want to go to the gym, so i stay in my cabin and eat. Then I get more depressed... ugh. I need to totally get over myself. Just do it, dumbass!!
Hmm. I have another Christmas show rehearsal today. Piano Man tonight. Day off tomorrow. Christmas Eve I think I have off as well. Christmas Day we are in Napier, I think. I'd love to go see Les Miserables, but I don't even know if there is a movie theatre in Napier, not to mention we don't usually have a full day there. Maybe in Auckland.
Alrighty. I should go. Get out in the sun and enjoy the time I have in port, instead of sitting in McDonalds using very slow internet which is just frustrating me even more.
I'll get over this, I promise. It's just a phase and that time of the year.
JMB
Why the Holidays suck...at sea
First I must preface this entry by saying that this is simply a rant. Something I needed to get off my chest because of the day I had. With that said, I know I will fell better tomorrow, and as Dad says..."Sleep on it. You'll feel better in the morning." I know his words are true. I'll let you know.
People take Christmas cruises for three different reasons. First, because they want to GET AWAY for the holidays. Second, because they are being SENT AWAY for the holidays by folks who don't necessarily want them around. Third, because the cruises are SO CHEAP, they are too good to turn down. Which makes the clientele unique during the holidays.
Which in a nutshell, means that this crowd is interesting. They are so amazingly quiet during the shows that we wonder if the zombie apocalypse has begun, but at the end of the show they are screaming for more. Go figure. Unfortunately there is one young man who sits down front who looks like he is having his toenails removed one by one with no anesthetic. Most of the unhappy people sit down front where we can see them. Why is that?
Okay. So we were in Akaroa today. The day was beautiful. I spent the morning with Brandi, taking headshots and photos of the roses and different flowers blooming there. I love Akaroa.
Had lunch at a fish and chips shop...no, not my favorite one that burned down... but that one IS getting ready to reopen on Boxing Day. It was good. The french fries were good.
Got back on board around 2:30pm in time to get in a quick nap before the rehearsal for the Christmas show. That was set for 4pm. A quick note about the Christmas show: Our Company Manager, Darian, Myself, the Cruise Director, and the Music Manager/Bandmaster all got together a few days ago to talk about the show we were going to do on Christmas Day. The Cruise Director wanted something upbeat and basic, so Darian and myself came up with a few songs to do... each of us would do a duet with each other, and a solo number as well. The Dancers would be doing a number, and one of the Guest Ents coming on would do a ten minute set as well. Din, Dan, Done. Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezy. You get the drift? The music manager had said that he had a bunch of charts of Christmas Carols and holiday song that we could choose from. Darian and Myself decided on "Do You Hear What I Hear" and "Let it Snow/Winter Wonderland" as our duets, and Darian would sing "Ave Maria" and I would be doing a number called "Thank You". Of course, there are no charts per se for these songs, and the bandmaster knew this going into it. He didn't seem worried if we only had lead sheets. So off I go to find lead sheets.
Finding lead sheets was fairly easy, thanks to friends on Facebook. I used a music writing program called Sibelius to mash together Let it Snow and Winter Wonderland. I managed to give it a dance break for the dancers and a couple of key changes to make it less tedious. I thought I did a pretty good job. As for the other two, I found a copy of some charts for the Whitney Houston version of Do You Hear... and so I tried to do a chart for it, but after ten hours of frustration, I gave up and did a simple melody with the chords written in. "Thank You" was another story. I got the music, but it was only the melody written out, no chords, no piano accompaniment, no nothing. Okay. I can deal. I found the chords, and started to write out some of what i could get off the recording of the original. I thought I did a pretty good job, considering there was nothing before. I now had something that could at least give the band an idea of what the songs should sound like.
Apparently band members and musicians... okay, SOME band members and musicians (I won't lump them all together, because so many friends of mine are musicians) so, SOME band members apparently need to be fed by hand every single note that they are to play. I find this hard to believe because our band uses lead sheets that are ONLY chords to do their big band sets and their jazz sets.
So rehearsal comes. The band master goes off about how there are no charts for the songs and how he "never in his professional career" has he ever had to do anything like this before. He starts throwing around the "F" word at least a dozen times in a single sentence. I finally broke. I said to him "Be thankful you got any music at all. What would you have done if I had not given you anything?" of course, that set him off even more. He then went on to say he was just depressed and wanted to toss his trumpet in the sea and throw himself to be eaten by the sharks... and of course some more "F" this and "F" that's for good measure.
Did I mention that the rest of the cast and the crew and the cruise director were watching this happen?
I guess I also should mention that I was recording the entire thing as well, on my little digital recorder so i could practice without the band. Needless to say, I took the entire thing VERY personally. I know that the charts are not up to par. I know that. You don't need to rub it in. I have never written out parts before. Did he call me to talk about what could be done? No.
Did I call him? No. So I admit that we are both at fault. But enough is enough. We all have a show to do. We are all a little depressed at this time of year because we are away from our loved ones. It's not my fault.
Oy. So then I had to do a show tonight with the band, and act as if everything was cool. It was actually one of our better shows. The band master did come up to me after the show and apologize, which I have to give him credit for, but I wanted to say "Really? Are you F'ing kidding me?" But I didn't. I held my tongue and thanked him for his apology and let him know that I accepted it. Grrrrrrrr.
So I am trying not to go to bed angry. We are going to be in Wellington tomorrow, which I enjoy. I will be spending money. Sorry, Dad. I have to get some gifts for the cast, and I still have to do some other Christmas shopping as well. I would like to get the new recording of Les Miserables, which was released on itunes today.
As I said before, this was a rant. I will get off my soap box now. I will try to upload some of the pictures I took in Akaroa. It makes me calm knowing that the world did not end, and that there is still beauty in nature. Norm, if you read this, please know that is why I have not gotten back to you yet.
Happy Holidays, and as our band master said... Merry F'ing Christmas!
ps...I have tried to upload some pictures and it keeps crashing my computer... that's a whole other story. Maybe Santa will send me a new computer for Christmas. An iPad!!
People take Christmas cruises for three different reasons. First, because they want to GET AWAY for the holidays. Second, because they are being SENT AWAY for the holidays by folks who don't necessarily want them around. Third, because the cruises are SO CHEAP, they are too good to turn down. Which makes the clientele unique during the holidays.
Which in a nutshell, means that this crowd is interesting. They are so amazingly quiet during the shows that we wonder if the zombie apocalypse has begun, but at the end of the show they are screaming for more. Go figure. Unfortunately there is one young man who sits down front who looks like he is having his toenails removed one by one with no anesthetic. Most of the unhappy people sit down front where we can see them. Why is that?
Okay. So we were in Akaroa today. The day was beautiful. I spent the morning with Brandi, taking headshots and photos of the roses and different flowers blooming there. I love Akaroa.
Had lunch at a fish and chips shop...no, not my favorite one that burned down... but that one IS getting ready to reopen on Boxing Day. It was good. The french fries were good.
Got back on board around 2:30pm in time to get in a quick nap before the rehearsal for the Christmas show. That was set for 4pm. A quick note about the Christmas show: Our Company Manager, Darian, Myself, the Cruise Director, and the Music Manager/Bandmaster all got together a few days ago to talk about the show we were going to do on Christmas Day. The Cruise Director wanted something upbeat and basic, so Darian and myself came up with a few songs to do... each of us would do a duet with each other, and a solo number as well. The Dancers would be doing a number, and one of the Guest Ents coming on would do a ten minute set as well. Din, Dan, Done. Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezy. You get the drift? The music manager had said that he had a bunch of charts of Christmas Carols and holiday song that we could choose from. Darian and Myself decided on "Do You Hear What I Hear" and "Let it Snow/Winter Wonderland" as our duets, and Darian would sing "Ave Maria" and I would be doing a number called "Thank You". Of course, there are no charts per se for these songs, and the bandmaster knew this going into it. He didn't seem worried if we only had lead sheets. So off I go to find lead sheets.
Finding lead sheets was fairly easy, thanks to friends on Facebook. I used a music writing program called Sibelius to mash together Let it Snow and Winter Wonderland. I managed to give it a dance break for the dancers and a couple of key changes to make it less tedious. I thought I did a pretty good job. As for the other two, I found a copy of some charts for the Whitney Houston version of Do You Hear... and so I tried to do a chart for it, but after ten hours of frustration, I gave up and did a simple melody with the chords written in. "Thank You" was another story. I got the music, but it was only the melody written out, no chords, no piano accompaniment, no nothing. Okay. I can deal. I found the chords, and started to write out some of what i could get off the recording of the original. I thought I did a pretty good job, considering there was nothing before. I now had something that could at least give the band an idea of what the songs should sound like.
Apparently band members and musicians... okay, SOME band members and musicians (I won't lump them all together, because so many friends of mine are musicians) so, SOME band members apparently need to be fed by hand every single note that they are to play. I find this hard to believe because our band uses lead sheets that are ONLY chords to do their big band sets and their jazz sets.
So rehearsal comes. The band master goes off about how there are no charts for the songs and how he "never in his professional career" has he ever had to do anything like this before. He starts throwing around the "F" word at least a dozen times in a single sentence. I finally broke. I said to him "Be thankful you got any music at all. What would you have done if I had not given you anything?" of course, that set him off even more. He then went on to say he was just depressed and wanted to toss his trumpet in the sea and throw himself to be eaten by the sharks... and of course some more "F" this and "F" that's for good measure.
Did I mention that the rest of the cast and the crew and the cruise director were watching this happen?
I guess I also should mention that I was recording the entire thing as well, on my little digital recorder so i could practice without the band. Needless to say, I took the entire thing VERY personally. I know that the charts are not up to par. I know that. You don't need to rub it in. I have never written out parts before. Did he call me to talk about what could be done? No.
Did I call him? No. So I admit that we are both at fault. But enough is enough. We all have a show to do. We are all a little depressed at this time of year because we are away from our loved ones. It's not my fault.
Oy. So then I had to do a show tonight with the band, and act as if everything was cool. It was actually one of our better shows. The band master did come up to me after the show and apologize, which I have to give him credit for, but I wanted to say "Really? Are you F'ing kidding me?" But I didn't. I held my tongue and thanked him for his apology and let him know that I accepted it. Grrrrrrrr.
So I am trying not to go to bed angry. We are going to be in Wellington tomorrow, which I enjoy. I will be spending money. Sorry, Dad. I have to get some gifts for the cast, and I still have to do some other Christmas shopping as well. I would like to get the new recording of Les Miserables, which was released on itunes today.
As I said before, this was a rant. I will get off my soap box now. I will try to upload some of the pictures I took in Akaroa. It makes me calm knowing that the world did not end, and that there is still beauty in nature. Norm, if you read this, please know that is why I have not gotten back to you yet.
Happy Holidays, and as our band master said... Merry F'ing Christmas!
ps...I have tried to upload some pictures and it keeps crashing my computer... that's a whole other story. Maybe Santa will send me a new computer for Christmas. An iPad!!
Saturday, December 15, 2012
The Holidays are HERE!
And I am still here as well. Another Christmas at Sea. Hoo boy.
Actually, I hope it won't be all that bad. Unfortunately on the news these days, all there is is bad news. As I write this, I am watching the news accounts about the shootings at Newtown, Connecticut. As an educator, I can only imagine the horror the folks are going through there. It is every teacher's nightmare what happened. My heart is so sad, mere words can't describe the amount of pain and sympathy I feel for that community.
With the holidays upon us, the Cast is getting ready to hunker down and celebrate. We are planning on doing a holiday show, the crew is having a holiday disco, and we are pretty much gearing up for the end of the world as well. There are some cast members who subscribe to the 12/21/12 theory. We'll see. Between the earthquakes and the basic crumbling of the world's economy, things are pretty bleak out there. Thankfully we have the human element to look forward to.
I have been watching the TV series "The Walking Dead" which is basically about the zombie apocolypse that takes over the world. It is really fascinating, believe it or not. It is not just about these zombies that are invading, but about the people who have to band together and deal with them. They have to leave loved ones, lose loved ones to different types of attacks and situations, and it makes me think about what I would do in the case of an emergency on board. I guess that's a good thing?
I don't have much else to report, really. I should do a year in review for everyone to read, but I may do that later this cruise when I am not paying for internet connection.
I had the opportunity to revisit Christchurch this past cruise, and it made me cry, truly. The city is coming back, and they are very resilient, but the city is horribly broken.
I am going to go. I don't know what else to type right now. So it's best to be silent, i suppose.
Actually, I hope it won't be all that bad. Unfortunately on the news these days, all there is is bad news. As I write this, I am watching the news accounts about the shootings at Newtown, Connecticut. As an educator, I can only imagine the horror the folks are going through there. It is every teacher's nightmare what happened. My heart is so sad, mere words can't describe the amount of pain and sympathy I feel for that community.
With the holidays upon us, the Cast is getting ready to hunker down and celebrate. We are planning on doing a holiday show, the crew is having a holiday disco, and we are pretty much gearing up for the end of the world as well. There are some cast members who subscribe to the 12/21/12 theory. We'll see. Between the earthquakes and the basic crumbling of the world's economy, things are pretty bleak out there. Thankfully we have the human element to look forward to.
I have been watching the TV series "The Walking Dead" which is basically about the zombie apocolypse that takes over the world. It is really fascinating, believe it or not. It is not just about these zombies that are invading, but about the people who have to band together and deal with them. They have to leave loved ones, lose loved ones to different types of attacks and situations, and it makes me think about what I would do in the case of an emergency on board. I guess that's a good thing?
I don't have much else to report, really. I should do a year in review for everyone to read, but I may do that later this cruise when I am not paying for internet connection.
I had the opportunity to revisit Christchurch this past cruise, and it made me cry, truly. The city is coming back, and they are very resilient, but the city is horribly broken.
I am going to go. I don't know what else to type right now. So it's best to be silent, i suppose.
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
The Cruise Dynamic
One of the drawbacks to the world of working on a cruise ship as an entertainer is that you have to maintain almost perfect health. There are no understudies. There is no one who can step in for you at moment's notice. They can't simply re-block the show to cover a singer.
This happened last night. Darian, my leading lady has lost her voice. The show was Piano Man. It was a formal night. Beginning of the cruise. She waited until too late to go see the doctor, and by then she could not be signed off of work because the show had already been scheduled and printed in the daily list of activities. This is extremely frustrating. We do have "safety tracks," which is basically a recorded performance of someone who has done the show in the past. For some unknown reason, they can't (won't?) record over these vocals to substitute our voices. It works okay for the female voice, to a certain point, but when the lead male singer was an African-American with a very unique vocal quality, it makes me look like a fool trying to lip-synch to his voice. But I digress. Darian was the one who had to do the lip-synching. I ended up taking about six of her solos added on to what I was already singing. Needless to say, my voice is exhausted today. Spent the day in solitude, resting voice, mind and body.
What I don't understand is this: Why was it okay to overdub those voices way back when, but not any more? It's not like they hired studio singers at an outrageous amount of money to record safety tracks. They (the folks on the ship) used a live performance to cover their asses just in case something like this happens. When we have a contract that lasts over six months, it is bound to happen. We have been traveling to and from New Zealand, which weather-wise is a mess on allergies and keeping a body healthy. Not to mention we never get a break, really. We also went from three months of basically one show a week for the longer cruises, to performing 10 mights a week, out of a 14-day cruise.
Thank goodness my voice has held up. But between those of us who are reading this, I have to thank my training, and the belief that the show must go on. The new kids are spoiled. I'll say it. They are.
In other news, I went to see my friend, Merle, this past Brisbane. She is bedridden with cancer, and is now in a rest home. What an interesting and frustrating story. Her brother and kids have basically emptied out her house and bank accounts, because they thought she was as good as dead. She is hanging on. She's a tough cookie. The rest home is charging her for spa treatments she doesn't get, and she isn't even allowed to have her personal doctor involved. Now I don't know how the Australian health care system works, but to me this is outrageous. Shouldn't her GP who has been her personal doctor for most of her life be involved in the decisions and such? The doctors she has now are insisting that her scans are "clean" but they won't give her a clean bill of health to go on a cruise, which is what her life is made up of. Cruises. That's what she does. The doctors won't let her see her scans and won't share them with her personal doctor.
Yikes. Kind of nightmare. She is doing well, though I think she was just trying to put on a brave face for me. I know she is very sick, but I tried to get her to keep eating and start doing more exercises to keep her getting stronger. Her legs are too weak to hold her up for too long, and therefore she can't walk.
We are in Auckland again tomorrow, which is a nice city. I don't have any plans of sorts, but I will be going to see Hobbiton when I am in Tauranga, and then I am hoping to get back to Christchurch while we are in Akaroa. I'll write more later.
JMB
This happened last night. Darian, my leading lady has lost her voice. The show was Piano Man. It was a formal night. Beginning of the cruise. She waited until too late to go see the doctor, and by then she could not be signed off of work because the show had already been scheduled and printed in the daily list of activities. This is extremely frustrating. We do have "safety tracks," which is basically a recorded performance of someone who has done the show in the past. For some unknown reason, they can't (won't?) record over these vocals to substitute our voices. It works okay for the female voice, to a certain point, but when the lead male singer was an African-American with a very unique vocal quality, it makes me look like a fool trying to lip-synch to his voice. But I digress. Darian was the one who had to do the lip-synching. I ended up taking about six of her solos added on to what I was already singing. Needless to say, my voice is exhausted today. Spent the day in solitude, resting voice, mind and body.
What I don't understand is this: Why was it okay to overdub those voices way back when, but not any more? It's not like they hired studio singers at an outrageous amount of money to record safety tracks. They (the folks on the ship) used a live performance to cover their asses just in case something like this happens. When we have a contract that lasts over six months, it is bound to happen. We have been traveling to and from New Zealand, which weather-wise is a mess on allergies and keeping a body healthy. Not to mention we never get a break, really. We also went from three months of basically one show a week for the longer cruises, to performing 10 mights a week, out of a 14-day cruise.
Thank goodness my voice has held up. But between those of us who are reading this, I have to thank my training, and the belief that the show must go on. The new kids are spoiled. I'll say it. They are.
In other news, I went to see my friend, Merle, this past Brisbane. She is bedridden with cancer, and is now in a rest home. What an interesting and frustrating story. Her brother and kids have basically emptied out her house and bank accounts, because they thought she was as good as dead. She is hanging on. She's a tough cookie. The rest home is charging her for spa treatments she doesn't get, and she isn't even allowed to have her personal doctor involved. Now I don't know how the Australian health care system works, but to me this is outrageous. Shouldn't her GP who has been her personal doctor for most of her life be involved in the decisions and such? The doctors she has now are insisting that her scans are "clean" but they won't give her a clean bill of health to go on a cruise, which is what her life is made up of. Cruises. That's what she does. The doctors won't let her see her scans and won't share them with her personal doctor.
Yikes. Kind of nightmare. She is doing well, though I think she was just trying to put on a brave face for me. I know she is very sick, but I tried to get her to keep eating and start doing more exercises to keep her getting stronger. Her legs are too weak to hold her up for too long, and therefore she can't walk.
We are in Auckland again tomorrow, which is a nice city. I don't have any plans of sorts, but I will be going to see Hobbiton when I am in Tauranga, and then I am hoping to get back to Christchurch while we are in Akaroa. I'll write more later.
JMB
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Thanksgiving Dinner on board
So they did a really nice job of the traditional Turkey Day dinner! We had turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, broccoli, Pumpkin soup, and Pumpkin Pie for dessert. Not bad. Better than last year. It was a shame that only four of us on the entertainment cast went. Ah well.
Tomorrow we are in Tauranga, and I am anxious to get a good head start to my day. I have some secret Santa stuff to buy, which I can't reveal here, because YOU NEVER KNOW when someone is gonna go peeking. I may go see a movie, too.
Love and miss you all. It's 1:45am. Kinda tired as I did not sleep at all last night yet again.
Tomorrow we are in Tauranga, and I am anxious to get a good head start to my day. I have some secret Santa stuff to buy, which I can't reveal here, because YOU NEVER KNOW when someone is gonna go peeking. I may go see a movie, too.
Love and miss you all. It's 1:45am. Kinda tired as I did not sleep at all last night yet again.
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Thanksgiving 2012
It is Thanksgiving Day here. We are in Auckland, New Zealand. I didn't sleep at all again last night, which was very frustrating. I was trying to identify why it is that I have stopped sleeping, and I really have no idea. It used to be thoughts of May 16th, 2007, but now it is simply age, I think.
The last three days have been spent at sea, and I have been teaching my "Afternoon at the Improv" class for the schoarship@sea program on board. We started with 9 people, and we have grown to about 20. Very exciting. The group is hysterical, and they obviously love to have fun. The Cruise Director's father is traveling with us, which is somewhat nerve-wracking, but he is a nice and gentle man who is there to have fun, and not necessarily spy on the goings-on around the ship.
They are closing the watertight doors, which usually means my internet is about to be cut off, so I will write more after dinner tonight in the dining room.
The last three days have been spent at sea, and I have been teaching my "Afternoon at the Improv" class for the schoarship@sea program on board. We started with 9 people, and we have grown to about 20. Very exciting. The group is hysterical, and they obviously love to have fun. The Cruise Director's father is traveling with us, which is somewhat nerve-wracking, but he is a nice and gentle man who is there to have fun, and not necessarily spy on the goings-on around the ship.
They are closing the watertight doors, which usually means my internet is about to be cut off, so I will write more after dinner tonight in the dining room.
Saturday, November 17, 2012
I got sent an angel today!
To fill you in on what is happening in my life:
Life at sea is full of exciting, wonderful, horrible, thrilling, boring, breathtaking, and utterly devastating moments. In my career at sea, I have witnessed a search and rescue effort to find survivors of a plane crash in the North Atlantic, I have witnessed the devastation that an earthquake causes, seen the aftermath of a tsunami, witnessed a body washing up on shore, to name a few.
But I have also seen amazing sunsets, met some astonishing people, seen the smiles on people's faces when they enjoy the shows I perform.
A couple years ago I met a woman, Merle, who was sailing alone on one of the world cruises. She and I just kind of "hit it off" and have been friends ever since. She has sailed with me several times, and this past year, she was in the middle of a cruise when she got a sore throat. This turned into a relapse of her cancer, and before I knew it, I got an email from her saying she had collapsed and was now bedridden waiting pretty much for "the end." She lives north of Brisbane, just off the Gold Coast, which is about an hour and a half from where our ship docks. We email several times a week, and I continually try to keep my emails upbeat. Her cancer has spread to her brain, and having dealt with that with my grandmother, I know that once cancer hits the brain, it metastasizes fairly quickly.
Merle wants nothing more than to come on a cruise. She can't get out of bed, however. She has said on several occasions that she would like me to drive up to see her. This makes me very nervous. Foreign country, different laws, I don't drive a great deal, much less on the opposite side of the road. Frankly, I am terrified of the many things that could go wrong. I could miss the ship, get lost, etc. So I have gently been putting it off.
This past cruise, I got a message from the Cruise Director that there was a woman on board who wanted to talk to me. He said that we have a "mutual friend who is very sick." I figured it was a friend of Merle's and mine.
Well, this past cruise I was dealing with my own bout of depression and homesickness, not really wanting to go out or talk to anyone. I think I got off the ship once the entire cruise. I didn't call the cabin number I was given until today, the last day of the cruise. I tried to time it where I knew the occupant would be out of their cabin, because I really didn't want to go out and talk to anyone. I told the automated voice mail that I would be at a certain place at a certain time, and if they wanted to meet me, that's where I would be.
So I showed up and met a lovely woman named Carolyn. Yes, she is a friend of Merle's. She told me that Merle is not doing well at all. She had been up to see her and basically people are starting to show up to say their goodbyes. A tear came to my eye, as the Merle I knew was one who I would meet in one of the lounges to take a spin around the dance floor. She is a proud woman, and talk about strong-willed... this lady does not take no for an answer. To picture her bedridden is devastating. She told me that Merle's family has basically been acting like vultures. They have disposed of most of her personal things, without her permission and knowledge of where the items have gone. Is this what I was like when my grandparents passed?
Carolyn asked me if I would be interested in going to visit her on one of the times my ship is in port. Talk about an answer to a prayer. I of course said yes, and we now have plans to go visit Merle on the 2nd of December. We are going to keep it a surprise. I will post here how that goes. I am planning on taking her copies of the shows from the ship, and I am trying to get her to stay positive enough to gain some weight and try to at least get her into a wheelchair. I'd love to be able to take her outside and "dance".
The holidays are coming up, and for some reason I always question my own mortality at this time of the year. Though my homesickness has not gone away, I am able to recognize that I have got to get out of my funk. I have plays to write, a musical to finish, and other projects i need to see to fruition. I am going to win a Pulitzer Prize for drama. This is my goal. My personal story of my last six years of hell is capable of it. In the meantime, I continue to travel and see the wonders of the world, and thanks to people like Merle and Carolyn, Peggy and my parents, my sister, and my extended family, I am grateful to be here.
More later!!
J. Michael Beech
Life at sea is full of exciting, wonderful, horrible, thrilling, boring, breathtaking, and utterly devastating moments. In my career at sea, I have witnessed a search and rescue effort to find survivors of a plane crash in the North Atlantic, I have witnessed the devastation that an earthquake causes, seen the aftermath of a tsunami, witnessed a body washing up on shore, to name a few.
But I have also seen amazing sunsets, met some astonishing people, seen the smiles on people's faces when they enjoy the shows I perform.
A couple years ago I met a woman, Merle, who was sailing alone on one of the world cruises. She and I just kind of "hit it off" and have been friends ever since. She has sailed with me several times, and this past year, she was in the middle of a cruise when she got a sore throat. This turned into a relapse of her cancer, and before I knew it, I got an email from her saying she had collapsed and was now bedridden waiting pretty much for "the end." She lives north of Brisbane, just off the Gold Coast, which is about an hour and a half from where our ship docks. We email several times a week, and I continually try to keep my emails upbeat. Her cancer has spread to her brain, and having dealt with that with my grandmother, I know that once cancer hits the brain, it metastasizes fairly quickly.
Merle wants nothing more than to come on a cruise. She can't get out of bed, however. She has said on several occasions that she would like me to drive up to see her. This makes me very nervous. Foreign country, different laws, I don't drive a great deal, much less on the opposite side of the road. Frankly, I am terrified of the many things that could go wrong. I could miss the ship, get lost, etc. So I have gently been putting it off.
This past cruise, I got a message from the Cruise Director that there was a woman on board who wanted to talk to me. He said that we have a "mutual friend who is very sick." I figured it was a friend of Merle's and mine.
Well, this past cruise I was dealing with my own bout of depression and homesickness, not really wanting to go out or talk to anyone. I think I got off the ship once the entire cruise. I didn't call the cabin number I was given until today, the last day of the cruise. I tried to time it where I knew the occupant would be out of their cabin, because I really didn't want to go out and talk to anyone. I told the automated voice mail that I would be at a certain place at a certain time, and if they wanted to meet me, that's where I would be.
So I showed up and met a lovely woman named Carolyn. Yes, she is a friend of Merle's. She told me that Merle is not doing well at all. She had been up to see her and basically people are starting to show up to say their goodbyes. A tear came to my eye, as the Merle I knew was one who I would meet in one of the lounges to take a spin around the dance floor. She is a proud woman, and talk about strong-willed... this lady does not take no for an answer. To picture her bedridden is devastating. She told me that Merle's family has basically been acting like vultures. They have disposed of most of her personal things, without her permission and knowledge of where the items have gone. Is this what I was like when my grandparents passed?
Carolyn asked me if I would be interested in going to visit her on one of the times my ship is in port. Talk about an answer to a prayer. I of course said yes, and we now have plans to go visit Merle on the 2nd of December. We are going to keep it a surprise. I will post here how that goes. I am planning on taking her copies of the shows from the ship, and I am trying to get her to stay positive enough to gain some weight and try to at least get her into a wheelchair. I'd love to be able to take her outside and "dance".
The holidays are coming up, and for some reason I always question my own mortality at this time of the year. Though my homesickness has not gone away, I am able to recognize that I have got to get out of my funk. I have plays to write, a musical to finish, and other projects i need to see to fruition. I am going to win a Pulitzer Prize for drama. This is my goal. My personal story of my last six years of hell is capable of it. In the meantime, I continue to travel and see the wonders of the world, and thanks to people like Merle and Carolyn, Peggy and my parents, my sister, and my extended family, I am grateful to be here.
More later!!
J. Michael Beech
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Pondering the world
I was sitting backstage a few days ago watching the accordion player warm up for his show. It made me think of my Auntie Evelyn and her accordion. Then it made my mind wander to my Grandpa Katona and listening to him play his violin and talk funny Hungarian phrases to my Great Grandma Cihlar.
Then I began to feel old. And lonely.
My leading lady has a new boyfriend, so the time she and I would be spent hanging out, she now has someone else to hang out with. I am jealous. There I said it. But I will be okay. Just lonely.
We are traveling to New Caledonia and the islands of Fiji this cruise, which makes me wonder "What on Earth do I have to be upset about?" Nothing. Things are great. I have a wonderful job, some great friends in the States, and we have a president who hopefully will start to turn things around in the next four years. If we have four more years.
Earthquakes are happening all around, storms are destroying people's lives and our infrastructure. What is next? Those people who subscribe to the December 21st, 2012 theory are probably doing their last bits to hunker down and get into survival mode. And here I am floating around on a luxury liner, waiting to find what, Mister Right? Does he even exist? Even if I found him, would he stay interested in a guy who spends most of his life moving around? Not to mention the other issues that come with dating a guy like me.
Ugh. I am a mess. Please know, dear reader, that I will be over this in a matter of days. It comes and goes with the phases of the moon. Mom asked me to blog, and so here I am, blogging. I wish I had some great humourous story to write about, but not much funny stuff is happening.
I did two shows of Moments to Remember with my fly down. Is that funny? Apparently there were people in the first row who were trying to let me know, but I managed to miss their signals. Thankfully, the costume is one where the pants are baggy, so the fly sorta stays shut automatically.
I have been watching the entire series of "Brothers and Sisters", which has not really helped my loneliness, and then when I get to the end of the series, the last three episodes are missing, and the final episode only has 8 minutes in the file. Ugh! Very frustrating.
So now I have moved on to "Once Upon A Time". This is a fascinating series! I was hooked from the pilot episode, and even though I am only on episode 5, it is awesome. I would love to be a writer for a series like this one.
Speaking of writing, one of the things I need to hunker down and do myself is get back to writing. I have so many projects started, and I should finish them. Oscar, 031, Under the Bus, and others need some attention. If I want to win the Pulitzer for Playwriting, I need to get to it.
I am still trying to save money, and believe it or not, I have been doing my best so far out of any contracts. There are days where I can go to port and spend a couple hundred dollars, but there are also entire cruises where I spend next to nothing. I am proud of myself. I hope it helps me establish some roots somewhere in the next year or so.
I am worried about the house on Fire Island. I don't know if it is standing or a pile of rubble, and I have not been able to get through to Michael to see what the status is. Michael is not doing well, apparently, and that has me worried, too. I don't like being away from all this uncertainty. But no doubt it will follow me wherever I go, right?
I have been considered for another contract on the Sea Princess, for the beginning of the next world cruise in 2013, but I have yet to see a contract, and don't know if I should take a teaching position that I have been offered as well. They overlap, so i can only choose one. Not sure what to do.
So there you go. My blog post. I will do my best to try and post more. Until then, thanks for reading.
Then I began to feel old. And lonely.
My leading lady has a new boyfriend, so the time she and I would be spent hanging out, she now has someone else to hang out with. I am jealous. There I said it. But I will be okay. Just lonely.
We are traveling to New Caledonia and the islands of Fiji this cruise, which makes me wonder "What on Earth do I have to be upset about?" Nothing. Things are great. I have a wonderful job, some great friends in the States, and we have a president who hopefully will start to turn things around in the next four years. If we have four more years.
Earthquakes are happening all around, storms are destroying people's lives and our infrastructure. What is next? Those people who subscribe to the December 21st, 2012 theory are probably doing their last bits to hunker down and get into survival mode. And here I am floating around on a luxury liner, waiting to find what, Mister Right? Does he even exist? Even if I found him, would he stay interested in a guy who spends most of his life moving around? Not to mention the other issues that come with dating a guy like me.
Ugh. I am a mess. Please know, dear reader, that I will be over this in a matter of days. It comes and goes with the phases of the moon. Mom asked me to blog, and so here I am, blogging. I wish I had some great humourous story to write about, but not much funny stuff is happening.
I did two shows of Moments to Remember with my fly down. Is that funny? Apparently there were people in the first row who were trying to let me know, but I managed to miss their signals. Thankfully, the costume is one where the pants are baggy, so the fly sorta stays shut automatically.
I have been watching the entire series of "Brothers and Sisters", which has not really helped my loneliness, and then when I get to the end of the series, the last three episodes are missing, and the final episode only has 8 minutes in the file. Ugh! Very frustrating.
So now I have moved on to "Once Upon A Time". This is a fascinating series! I was hooked from the pilot episode, and even though I am only on episode 5, it is awesome. I would love to be a writer for a series like this one.
Speaking of writing, one of the things I need to hunker down and do myself is get back to writing. I have so many projects started, and I should finish them. Oscar, 031, Under the Bus, and others need some attention. If I want to win the Pulitzer for Playwriting, I need to get to it.
I am still trying to save money, and believe it or not, I have been doing my best so far out of any contracts. There are days where I can go to port and spend a couple hundred dollars, but there are also entire cruises where I spend next to nothing. I am proud of myself. I hope it helps me establish some roots somewhere in the next year or so.
I am worried about the house on Fire Island. I don't know if it is standing or a pile of rubble, and I have not been able to get through to Michael to see what the status is. Michael is not doing well, apparently, and that has me worried, too. I don't like being away from all this uncertainty. But no doubt it will follow me wherever I go, right?
I have been considered for another contract on the Sea Princess, for the beginning of the next world cruise in 2013, but I have yet to see a contract, and don't know if I should take a teaching position that I have been offered as well. They overlap, so i can only choose one. Not sure what to do.
So there you go. My blog post. I will do my best to try and post more. Until then, thanks for reading.
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Sailing the Great Barrier Reef
So we are heading toward Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia. Have nod had any shows yet this cruise, which has been a nice change, but I know that it will change very soon. Once the Asia trip is over, we get down to the nitty gritty of shows every couple of days, so I am resting up during the calm before the storm.
Last cruise was great. Met some really nice folks, and some I had sailed with before, and some I am sure I will sail with again. This cruise is chock full of former sailmates. I sold lots of my CD's last cruise, and so far have sold 4 of my books. I only have two left!
I am starting to teach an adult improvisation class on board, which should be a lot of fun. We will be using the Jammers Nightclub to turn into an "Afternoon at the Improv". Sounds like loads of fun, eh? I'll let you know how it goes. We have Shimmy tomorrow and the day after, and the day after is my first class with the sailing improv people. I plan on doing a lot of different theatre games with them, kind of like you would see on "Whose Line is it Anyway". Again, I have no idea how it will go over, but it should be fun. It is something to do during the boring sea days.
I have continued to hit the gym, which is finally beginning to show. It took forever, but I have had to take in my costumes once already, and will probably have to do it again soon. I just hate that it takes so much work. I have to constantly watch what I eat, and portion control is the key. Yuck. If I have to eat another salad I think I will become a rabbit in my free time.
Not much else to report. My play, 031, is in pre-production and rehearsals right now in Raleigh, and I am kind of sad that i cannot be a part of it. The cast is good according to Paul Orsett, and I look forward to seeing the final product at some point, though I doubt I will end up seeing it at all.
I will update you more on what is happening as we head along. I have watched almost five seasons of Smallville in my spare time. I must say, Season four has been a highlight, and right now, season five is a snoozer. More later. Salad time!
I forgot to add... I will be doing my solo show again on the 19th of October!!! YAAY! It is being revamped, so the order will be different, and I will be telling some other theatre stories, hoping to get that elusive Australian standing ovation. The only drawback to the show is that I have to do it at 1:30 in the afternoon. Ugh.
JMB
Last cruise was great. Met some really nice folks, and some I had sailed with before, and some I am sure I will sail with again. This cruise is chock full of former sailmates. I sold lots of my CD's last cruise, and so far have sold 4 of my books. I only have two left!
I am starting to teach an adult improvisation class on board, which should be a lot of fun. We will be using the Jammers Nightclub to turn into an "Afternoon at the Improv". Sounds like loads of fun, eh? I'll let you know how it goes. We have Shimmy tomorrow and the day after, and the day after is my first class with the sailing improv people. I plan on doing a lot of different theatre games with them, kind of like you would see on "Whose Line is it Anyway". Again, I have no idea how it will go over, but it should be fun. It is something to do during the boring sea days.
I have continued to hit the gym, which is finally beginning to show. It took forever, but I have had to take in my costumes once already, and will probably have to do it again soon. I just hate that it takes so much work. I have to constantly watch what I eat, and portion control is the key. Yuck. If I have to eat another salad I think I will become a rabbit in my free time.
Not much else to report. My play, 031, is in pre-production and rehearsals right now in Raleigh, and I am kind of sad that i cannot be a part of it. The cast is good according to Paul Orsett, and I look forward to seeing the final product at some point, though I doubt I will end up seeing it at all.
I will update you more on what is happening as we head along. I have watched almost five seasons of Smallville in my spare time. I must say, Season four has been a highlight, and right now, season five is a snoozer. More later. Salad time!
I forgot to add... I will be doing my solo show again on the 19th of October!!! YAAY! It is being revamped, so the order will be different, and I will be telling some other theatre stories, hoping to get that elusive Australian standing ovation. The only drawback to the show is that I have to do it at 1:30 in the afternoon. Ugh.
JMB
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